Your cat has taken to resting her paw on the mouse while watching you game, leaving you unable to move your cursor. She’s clearly on the side of the enemy team.
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Chambers, you’re the best. I never expected this to blow up, much less hit the Front Page. Thank you all for your awards and kind comments; I’ll make sure to spoil the overlords appropriately. <br><br>If you liked this, you might enjoy my other cat-related posts:<br><br>Cat NYAN<br><br>The cat is nyannying again. <br><br>My cat is repeatedly hitting a random key on my keyboard. What is she trying to tell me?<br><br>I caught my cat staring into the abyss. <br><br>My cat's front paws are resting on a pressure plate. I hear damp scuttling coming from the other side of the door.<br><br>My cat just put new wallpaper up in every room of the house. I don’t know when she has the time, but it’s a huge improvement.<br><br>My cat's fan is really loud today. <br><br>My cat left an offering of mice and half-eaten birds on my pillow. I’m touched that she’s trying to make amends, but I’m not sure what she’s apologizing for.<br><br>I hear my cat hissing in the kitchen, but I'm too petrified to investigate.
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