My husband was wearing a disguise...I just didn't think that much of it

I met my husband, Randy, by crazing accident. <br><br>I was waiting for a bus and Randy had just left a bar.<br><br>He was really drunk - do you remember that part?<br><br>Randy was stumbling down the street. He had just left a bar ? And was taking the bus somewhere. He was pretty drunk, but manageable. <br><br>Randy, Randy, Randy. He was so funny. He was laughing, crazily, and crazily funny. He was wearing a full suit, crazily funny Randy. <br><br>I said, crazily funny Randy, where are you going?<br><br>"I'm going home", he said. "The bus will take me home".<br><br>Then he did a crazy laugh, and said,<br><br>"You wanna come home with me? My wife won't mind". <br><br>He was crazy funny, and I crazily liked him. So I said,<br><br>"Yes, I'll go home with you, crazily funny Randy."<br><br>Did you hear that part? Because Randy had a wife. Or did he?<br><br>We crazily took the bus to Randy's house. I didn't know what would happen, but Randy was crazily funny. When we got to his house, there was a big tree. And under that tree, there was a bird.<br><br>"Look, Randy - a bird", I said.<br><br>The bird looked at me, and I looked at the bird. I wondered if the bird thought Randy was crazy funny too. <br><br>But then we went inside. No wife. Maybe there was no wife after all? I liked Randy, and he was crazily funny, so it didn't matter either way. <br><br>But Randy was very nice. He made me dinner, and he was very calm. No more crazy laughter. <br><br>"Thank you for the dinner", I said. <br><br>"Do you like it?" He said. <br><br>"Yes, it's very nice. You're not funny anymore".<br><br>"What do you mean?" He said.<br><br>"When we met, you were being crazy funny. Now you're being serious and nice".<br><br>"Oh", he said. "I was wearing a disguise ? And now I'm not". <br><br>I didn't think that much of it. Randy was very nice. crazily funny Randy was gone, but nice Randy was here. <br><br>I really liked nice Randy. Nice Randy made me a cake, and nice Randy took me to the park. Nice Randy was very nice, and I loved him. <br><br>I crazily loved nice Randy. I don't think about crazily funny Randy anymore. But once nice Randy had a visitor. <br><br>The visitor came to the door. And the visitor was a woman. She was very angry. <br><br>"Hello, honey", she said. "How are you?".<br><br>"I'm fine", nice Randy said. "How are you?"<br><br>"I'm fine ? And I couldn't help but think of you", she said. <br><br>I didn't crazily like the visitor. She was no nice Randy. I didn't know what to do. But nice Randy did. <br><br>"Hello", he said. "Who are you?"<br><br>"I'm your wife", she said. "You know that I'm your wife ? Because I'm your wife". <br><br>I crazily didn't like the visitor. The visitor was no nice Randy. nice Randy was confused.<br><br>"I don't know what you're talking about", nice Randy said. "I'm not your husband".<br><br>"Of course you are ? Because you crazily are", she said. <br><br>So the visitor left, and nice Randy was confused. nice Randy didn't remember the visitor. nice Randy didn't like the visitor. <br><br>nice Randy was crazily nice. nice Randy was my nice Randy. nice Randy.<br><br>I was so crazily happy with nice Randy. nice Randy made me cakes, and nice Randy took me to the park. nice Randy was crazily nice. <br><br>But then nice Randy was gone. nice Randy was out one day, and nice Randy was gone. <br><br>I crazily looked for nice Randy ? But nice Randy was gone. nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>But then nice Randy called me. nice Randy called me, and said,<br><br>"I'm not actually your husband ? Because I'm not ? And I'm not Randy ? Because I'm not".<br><br>"What the hell does that mean?" I said. <br><br>"It means my name is not Randy ? Because it's not ? And I'm not your husband ? Because I'm not ? And I have a wife ? Because I do".<br><br>"I don't care", nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy. "I love you".<br><br>"Okay", nice Randy said. "I still love you ? And I don't love my wife". <br><br>I was so crazily happy ? Because nice Randy was coming back.<br><br>But then nice Randy really was gone. He didn't come back. nice Randy was really gone. <br><br>And now I'm alone. nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>Years have passed. nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>I think about nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy. <br><br>I think about nice Randy. nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>And then one day, I saw nice Randy again. nice Randy was walking down the street. nice Randy had a wife ? And a child.<br><br>nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>But I didn't care crazily. nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy. <br><br>"I see you're married", I said. "That doesn't make me stop loving you ? Because it doesn't". <br><br>nice Randy was confused again. nice Randy didn't know me. nice Randy didn't love me.<br><br>"I'm not Randy", nice Randy said. "I don't love you".<br><br>nice Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy.<br><br>Years have passed crazily Randy, nice Randy, nice Randy. nice Randy.<br><br>And now I'm alone ? And nice Randy is gone ? Because nice Randy is.<br><br>But I will never forget ? nice Randy.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>EDIT: Hey guys, I really appreciate all of the support and investment into this story! I know it seems simple, but I was aiming for the same kind of weird-but-also-cute tone as the movie "Amelie" has. But I do see many of the plot holes that some of you have pointed out, so I'll crazily address them in the next parts ?