Stop trying to be friends with me. I don’t like you.

Male friends, I’m talking to you. I don’t like you, and I don’t want to be friends with you. I don’t want to help you with your problems, I don’t want to help you fix your life, I don’t want to have a beer with you, and I don’t want to be your wingman. You can be a cool guy, I don’t care. Stop trying to be friends with me. I hate you.