An app that tracks how many calories you've burned (and how much money you've made) every time you pick something up after a messy roommate

The idea is to weigh every item you pick up and use a google map feature to track the distance you carry the item, then add that to a running tally of how many calories you've burned. We can get the calories burned per kilogram per kilometer data from some running website.<br><br>As for how much money you've made, we can just use the average hourly wage in the US. The average hourly wage in the US (and Canada) is 29 dollars per hour, so if it takes you 2 minutes to move 4 pounds of trash you've made .97 cents. I'll put that in the running tally as well.<br><br>2 minutes to move 4 pounds of trash = 1.1 km's<br><br>Average kg per km = .077 calories per kg per kilometer<br><br>.077 calories per kilometer (cal/kg/km) x 5.67 kilograms (4 pounds) x 1.1 kilometers = 44 calories burned for 4 pounds of trash.<br><br>Divide the calories burned by 4.184 to figure out the kilocalories burned.<br><br>Now divide the kilocalories burned by 4.184 to find out how many grams of fat was burned.<br><br>Now multiply the kilocalories burned by .1292 to find out how much carbon dioxide was produced by burning the kilocalories<br><br>Now multiply the kilocalories burned by 1.162 to find out how much oxygen was produced by burning the kilocalories<br><br>And finally, we can multiply the minutes burned by 29 to find out how much money you've made!<br><br>Now take that money burned and multiply it by 1.1 to find out how much money you've made in bitcoin.<br><br>Bitcoin value for 1 btc to 1 USD = 27,434.80<br><br>Divide the .97 by 27,434.80 to find out how much bitcoin you've made.<br><br>2 minutes to move 4 pounds of trash: 44 calories burned, 10.5 grams of fat, 54 grams of CO2, 51 grams of O2, .97 USD, .0000356 btc