Why do you think I think you're cute?

I'm gonna guess you think I think you're cute because you're the most thoughtful, caring, and empathetic person anyone has ever met. You're always there for and everyone you meet, and are kind, compassionate, and merciful. You would never raise a hand to an animal or child. You love nature and are always trying to do your part to keep it clean. You have a soft spot for stray animals and are always happy to take in a new stray pet. You're very intelligent and are always looking out for yourself and the people you care about. You have a very upbeat, happy, and bubbly personality, and you always love to make fun of yourself. You're always willing to make a joke at your own expense, and you're always willing to help anyone, and I think I think you're cute because you're a true and genuine friend, with a heart of gold. Am I right?<br><br>Edit: Because people seem to be confused - this is a copypasta from a softie, and it is NOT intended to be genuine. It's a funny joke, not a serious and sincere post. That being said, you are all very very wonderful people.