What's the deal with the Navy??

Navy - 1st amendment? Nah, you don't need that.<br><br>Army - Wow, that's fucked up.<br><br>Navy - 2nd amendment? Doesn't exist.<br><br>Army - What the fuck is wrong with you?<br><br>Navy - We're going to board and inspect your vessel.<br><br>Army - That's bullshit. You can't do that.<br><br>Navy - No one cares what you think.<br><br>Army - That sounds like a horrible existence.<br><br>edit: So I guess I have twelve hours. ---Mandatory--<br><br>**CMV**: Like the Navy or hate the Navy, you will still die.<br><br>edit2: Holy shit. I've been doxxed.<br><br>edit3: I'm telling you right now, if any of you fuckers show up at my doorstep with zip-ties and a sedation dart gun, I'm going to be pissed.<br><br>edit4: You know, I don't want to be *that guy* but... I've been doxxed and I'm being told to turn myself in.<br><br>edit5: Just want to reiterate that I am the real ArmyOfNod. I am not larping as the Navy.<br><br>edit6: So, the Navy wants me to delete this post. Well, let me tell you something about the Navy... they can go fuck themselves.<br><br>edit7: Alright, so I was approached by a lawyer and he wants to help me out. It's going to be a long and horrible process, but I'm fighting this shit to the death.<br><br>edit8: Okay, so the Navy offered me a deal. Drop the charges, delete the post, and I won't be court-martialed. Fuck that.<br><br>edit9: So, I'm hiding out right now. I don't know what's going to happen but I'm ready to fight. It's not over.