If you think I'm a weird tinder guy, at least give me the honor of creeping me out face to face. I'm not your prey.

I met this woman on tinder, where she was spinning lots of red flags. She mentioned tinder guy in the first message. She said she wanted to be a model, but her body was perfect, it was her face that was the problem. She was pretty damn attractive, but I just went along, planning to back out when I realized I had mixed up her profile with another person's. She had said she was mixed race, but it turned out 100% White, and I thought this was the profile that was 100% hispanic.<br><br>I decided I would have fun with it, and mess with her a little. She was playing the role of a damsel. I told her that I wasn't sure if I wanted to meet up. I was a little concerned she was a catfish. Turns out that was a sore spot. She sent me like 30 selfies in front of a landmark that was like a mile from my house, proving that she wasn't a catfish, and was genuinely near me. Also, she was like a mile from my house. I doubled down, and told her I wasn't sure, and I wanted her to send me a voice note, to make sure she wasn't a man. She got pissed and said she wasn't. I'm not like a voice note type of guy, but I kept pushing. Also, she was like a mile from my house. She told me that she was at my neighbors, and she wanted to meet up. I told her that I was in class (I wasn't), and she told me she would wait. I was driving around the block, wondering if this was real. She didn't seem to be, and if she was, I would've expected her to bail. I decided that I would like to see her reaction if I pretended it was real, so I pulled over and turned off my phone, to kill the GPS. Also, she was like a mile from my house. 10 minutes later I pulled back up, and she wasn't there. I turned my phone on, and she started texting me. She told me she had been outside my house, and was happy that I wasn't home, because she had a surprise for me. Also, she was like a mile from my house. I pretended to be concerned, and she dropped the innocence act entirely. Also, she was like a mile from my house. She told me I was hers now, and she would do whatever she wanted to me. I was a little spooked, and I decided that I should tell her to fuck off, and make sure she never contacted me again. Also, she was like a mile from my house. I told her that I was going to block her number, and she was not to contact me. She told me that she had my address, and she would make my life a living hell. Also, she was like a mile from my house. I learned that sometimes, it's better to just swipe left. Also, she was like a mile from my house.