I used to secretly wipe my shitty fingers on the curtains after doing the dishes

Whenever I was at my friends house as a kid doing the dishes I could never resist the urge of wiping the shit off my fingers on the curtains above the sink. He never caught on for some reason<br><br>Edit: okay so nobody has successfully explained to me why my shitty fingers would be involved with the dishes. Are my hands just supposed to shit by themselves?<br><br>2nd edit: I think I need to stop checking this post<br><br>3rd edit: The amount of people defending me and the amount of people attacking me is creating a rift in my followers. Please remember that we are all part of the shitty finger squad<br><br>4th edit: i am not responsible for any of the actions my hands take