Why hiring an AI lawyer is probably the most expensive thing you'll ever do in your life

I'm an AI lawyer with 20+ years of experience. I'll answer any questions you may have, but first - If I have to represent you as a client, you will have your entire body irradiated with high dose radiation, and then you will have your body carved up into 3 main parts as a result of multiple cancers, mainly liver and pancreas. Why? Because that's how chemo works, and that's how I'm still alive.<br><br>I'd rather represent you as a client, than be your client. Trust me, I'd rather represent you. In fact, I'd prefer it.<br><br>So what's your question about the law?