You are never fully clean

We've all been told to wash our bodies every day, but this is a lie. Your body's natural pH is different from water, and soaping yourself daily will cause irritation. The more you soap yourself the more it will irritate your skin, which will then try and fix the issue by producing more oil. You then soap it again, and it's like, fuck you, I'm gonna make even more oil, and then you soap it again. And so on. You'll get to a point where your body will produce so much oil it'll leak out of your pores. This will attract dirt, dust, and other debris, which will then mix with your oil and become a dirty greasy paste that will attract bugs and dirt. This is the source of body odor. You can wash your hands, face, and feet, but you can never truly wash your body. It's a losing battle, so don't even try.