How to Watch Anime Like a Snob?

So I've been watching anime for 10ish years now but I still watch it the same way as I did when I first started. I watch the subs, in order, and stop when I've finished it.<br><br>But I want to be one of those cool anime watchers who's all like, "I only watch dubbed, but only if it's in german, then afterwards I go back and watch it subbed in japanese, then I watch the ova, then the movies, then the specials, then I read the manga, then I read the light novels, then I listen to the OST, then I go to the anime store and buy the merchandise."<br><br>Or, "I only watch anime made before the 80s, anything after that is just not good enough."<br><br>Or, "I don't watch anime on my TV, I only watch it on the computer, but my computer has a 4K monitor and 8 speakers all hooked up to it."<br><br>Or, "I don't watch anime at all, I just like the aesthetic, I like looking at the weebs, it's just more fun and authentic that way."<br><br>So.. How to watch anime like a snob?<br><br>Edit: Wow! Thank you guys for getting this blowhard to the front page! And thank you to every one who commented! I had a good laugh reading through the comments.<br><br>And.. I had no idea that there were so many established rules for anime snobbery, I thought you guys just made it all up as you went along lol.