Women are like cars. You can tell everything about them from their make and model.

I've always thought this but never had the words. Some women look nice from behind but when you look at their face, it's like looking at a map of the moon. Some women have nice faces but their bodies look like they were assembled from left over parts from a catalog. Some women have nice bodies but their faces make them look like the mad queen from Game of Thrones. Some women have nice faces and bodies, but they are so out of your league that you will never even get a chance to see if there's anybody there after all the posturing and Kabuki theatre that has to happen first. Some women look so bad that they should put a bag over their head and stay in their room all day and night while they cry and scream from the terrible life they've been dealt in this culture. <br><br>X<br><br>Modified for clarity and grammar