You’ve just won the world’s most boring lottery. What did you win?

This is a little different. Instead of a reply with an entry, please post a new comment with your entry.<br><br> entries are due one week from the post date (so 6 May 2018). You may only submit one entry per contest, but feel free to game the system by making your username and profile picture a joke, too.<br><br>This contest is open to everyone, but if you’re a former winner, please note which previous contest you’ve won so I can update the overall tally and consider you for the overall ‘winner’ position at the end of each year.<br><br>The winner will be announced two weeks after posting.