My worst steal

I stole a couple of pairs of sunglasses and a watch from a shop. I wore them out of the shop and they had tag guns on them. Went to the pub and had a drink with the missus. I’ve had a few drinks now and decided to go back to the shop and steal something else. The missus kept telling me not too. I ignored her and went in the shop. 2 sec later the alarm goes off and I’m surrounded. I get arrested, charged and convicted. I got a £180 fine. <br><br>The worst part is I’m not a serial shoplifter. My missus is never going to let me forget this. The amount of times I’ve had a free drink because the pub staff thinks I’m a successful businessman. I’m purchasing a TV on finance that I could’ve afforded to pay cash. The worst part is I can’t get a bog standard job because I’m the bread winner. <br><br>Oh and the missus is making me do the washing up for the next 2 months.