You've been living your whole life as a character in a Disney movie

You know how you always feel like there's a voice in your head telling you what to say, what to do, when you don't tell your crush you like them because you know how it will turn out, when you take the high road even though it sucks, when you make the mature decision instead of buying a ticket to spend a whirlwind weekend with your crush in Paris, when you go home to your parents instead of moving in with your boyfriend who you've known for 2 days. You know, that voice, right? It's the script writers, and today, you finally figured it out. <br>/<br>/<br>How the hell are you going to get off the rails?