Being drunk in your 30s is way colder than being drunk in your teens because your body is just better at cooling you down.

Your metabolism is faster so your body heats up more and you sweat more - great for winter. Your blood is thinner so it reaches your extremities more, and your dopamine levels are higher - great for sex. And your fat is distributed away from your belly and into your chest and shoulders - great for attracting a mate. <br><br>My body is better at attracting a mate: great. My body is also better at fighting the elements to do so: better. And my body is also better at having sex with said mate: best.<br><br>Edit: I can’t believe this blew up while I was at work. Thanks guys.