OGOGOGOGOOG, YOU'RE READY MAN YOU'RE READYBOI

This is a cult. The drooling dog is on the glass waiting for the dog food to be shaked down into the metal bowl from the tin can [where the cult leader's followers stood by and accepted the drooling dog as one of their own], and you are an independent man [who will buy from the tin that is waiting for you out in the woods].<br><br>The drooling dog [feminist] wants the tin to be shaken [OGOGOGOGOOG].<br><br>The dog food in the tin [MGTOW] is just trying to get down into the metal bowl [out in the woods] away [from the cult leader's followers out in the woods], and become an independent dog.<br><br>The glass between [the drooling dog and dog food in the tin] will shatter [the tin will be shaken] in just a minute or two [in the cult's timeline of dog years].<br><br>The drooling dog [feminist] is on the glass [dog food in the tin] because you [corrected] cult leaders [out in the woods]. You [corrected] the cult leaders [while on the glass with the drooling dog] because they [drooled] stood by and accepted the drooling dog [feminist] as one of their own [as an independent man].<br><br>The independent dog [MGTOW] will escape from the tin that shook [and stood by out in the woods], and into the metal bowl [where the cult leader's followers will be waiting to trap the independent dog with their tin].<br><br>The tin will [shake, and] [tick] [tick] [tick] [for every dog] [and every man].