hello, you bug fucking inbred

hello. you ugly little bug man. you bug fucking inbred. you woke up this morning from your cardboard box with bug spray stuck to your eyelashes and thought wow, i’m so fucking ugly but fuck it im gonna act like i’m cool. then you went to your local park and saw a red head with the most beautiful face in the world. little red was so beautiful. she had long flowing red hair and big natural breasts and a waist almost as small as your head. she was so smart and had green eyes so bright they glimmered in the sun. she was the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. and you felt so fucking ugly. she was like a fairy from a different world. from a world with people and not insects. you fucking bug. you bug fucking inbred. how did you even survive this long? your stupid little bug arms can’t even move out of the way in time. You almost got deported back to your bug country but didn’t because you can sneak into peoples houses and steal their food. You bug fucking scum. You think you’re like everyone else but you’re not. you like to pretend you’re cool and make smart little remarks to the girl but she doesn’t care, she thinks you’re a fucking bug. She’s talking to her friends while you think you’re having a conversation with her, but really you’re just talking to the ground like a fucking inbred. You bug fucking inbred. She wants you to go away. She wants to go on with her day without having to deal with your stupid little bug antics. but then you met her boyfriend. he was so big and strong. he had a chiseled jaw and big arms and a beer gut. he was perfect. he was a whole other species than you. he was on another level. and then he said something so profound that it changed you. it changed the way you thought, you bug fucking inbred. he said “why would you want to spend your time with this ugly little bug when you have a man to spend your time with?” and you realized he was right. you fucking bug. you bug fucking inbred. you realize now you need to go back to your bug box and eat your bug spray and die. you are worthless. everyone hates you. you are so fucking ugly and everyone is better than you. you fucking inbred little bug.<br><br>Edit: I can’t believe this got stickied. How beautiful, it reflects the beauty of a little red head. Thank you kind mod.