I’m not an entomologist, but I don’t like these bugs very much.

It’s a real coincidence that there’s no shortage of mitzvahs happening for WCSB, given the generous returns of the pests this year. The WCSB has got to be the most endowed insect out there. I mean, these freakish insectoids are performing prolific mitzvahs left and right and nobody knows why. It’s as though their goading humans just like the ancient greeks of olympus. You just can’t make this stuff up. <br><br>I hope those WCSB will die off when it gets really cold. What a complete nuisance. I guess you can come to my house and collect some if you want to. In my dreams I can get my hand on a bug zapper and it goes from a dull hum to an ear piercing buzz if it’s within 10 feet of your house. We could colonize other planets with these insects and they’d thrive. A WCSB hive mind might even recognize the threat of an insect killer and adapt to outsmart it. <br><br>What if these insects had opposable thumbs? What if they could manufacture something to keep warm during cold winters? Is it possible that the WCSB are plotting our demise? I think it’s possible. I’m not saying they are. I’m just saying it’s entirely possible.