I always thought the fact that the story of Attack on titan was written by a Japanese person is kinda funny because this is basically the story of the United States but from the perspective of Mexico.

Like, humans were living on the islands of Asia and everything was great, and one day the Mongols showed up and took all of the land by force, and we were only able to defend a tiny piece of land and now we have giant walls keeping us safe and sound from the titans/Mongols/white people that took all of our land by force.<br><br>Then one day there was a great civil war, the whites/Mongols lost faith in the fact that the walls were not only useful to keep the titans/Mongols/other races out, but also in the sense that they had no access to the ocean because of the walls, and they had to do all of their trade through land, and they found themselves isolated and poor, and they finally went to war and broke down the walls and flooded the land with people from all over the continent.<br><br>Thousands of years are passed since that, but the whites/Mongols have never forgotten the walls, and they knew that they had to take back the land of their ancestors, so they started a war against all of Asia, and they conquered much of its land, and they flooded all of the trade centers with whites/Mongols, not only that, but they forced everyone in the land to stop speaking their language, and to stop practicing their religion so that they could erase the culture of the indigenous people and replace it with their own.<br><br>But there was only one land that always refused to give in to the whites/Mongols, and that is Japan/Mexico, we always kept our culture, and our language, and our traditions, and our land, and everything, but we also found ourselves isolated, and poor and surrounded by enemies, so we also built walls to protect ourselves, but they were not as big as the walls of the whites/Mongols, and the whites/Mongols have never given up their dream of taking our land, and everyday we hear the news of whites/Mongols doing terrorist attacks and taking our land, and still the whites/Mongols have never acknowledged their crimes, and they never apologized for them, but they keep up with the story that they are the victims of the wars that they started.<br><br>&#x200B;