I have 3/4 of an oz of the cleanest most potent crack anyone has ever seen, how should I take it?

I’m 6’2 240 lbs 16% body fat. I take krill oil and vitamin d everyday. I’m sober from meth and Xanax and still smoking cigarettes, but I did take a 5 hit xanax bar 30 mins ago. I’ve never done crack but I heard it’s fun and the 3/4 oz I have is so potent that it glows. I’m 28 and I still have all my teeth and am in pretty good health. I heard the crack is so potent that if you take it your dick will turn into a mushroom and start spraying spores. I’m afraid my penis will start spraying spores in public. Also, I heard that if you do too much crack you’ll start to itch and scratch yourself until all your skin is gone and you have to get gorilla glue to glue it back on but only if you use at least 3/4 oz in one sitting. Is this true? I really don’t want to itch but I heard the crack is so potent that if you take it your dick will turn into a mushroom and start spraying spores and I really want that to happen. I’m also scared I’m going to scratch myself too much. Tips and advice are greatly appreciated..