My friend thinks someone farts on her lunch and she’s not wrong.

My friend who had recently started a new job reached out to me saying she needs help with her food. Apparently her workplace is filled with a lot of weird people who keep pulling pranks of people’s lunches. Someone keeps stealing food, some people’s food gets squished so they cannot eat it because of the lack of fridge space. The squishing could also be due to overcrowding. Someone was putting their dirty socks in the fridge for god knows what reason. Someone had stole my friend’s lunch and placed it at the lower shelf of the fridge (The lowest is usually reserved for leftovers that people don’t want to take home). <br><br>But the worst of all, someone farts on people’s food. She brought this to my attention as I am notorious for this. Before you call me an asshole take into consideration my very weak stomach and the constant pain I get from it. I have no idea how to control myself in that situation. Whenever I see food, my stomach just decides to go nuts and takes pleasure in ruining everyone’s appetite. I don’t go around farting on people’s food but I just can’t help it sometimes. I’m sorry for that.<br><br>Back to my friend’s lunch, it was a bit different from the usual situation where someone farts in the fridge and everyone’s food gets affected. My friend swears someone farts on her lunch because it’s been happening constantly and she’s not sure who’s doing it. Someone in the comments suggested that it could be the person next to her who closes the fridge because my friend’s lunch is not the first thing to be grabbed in the fridge. It’s usually at a middle shelf and I agree with the comment. It’s weird that anyone would go that far to ruin someone’s food by constantly farting on it. <br><br>So if you think you might be that person who is doing this and you’re reading this. Please stop. I am sorry if my gut decided to ruin your appetite but you don’t have to ruin someone’s lunch. I’m sorry if this post made you hungry.