If I catch a baseball at a Major League game and you send your kid over, you're the ass hole, not me.

I've been going to baseball games my entire life. I have well over 1,000 games attended. One of my life long dreams is to catch a baseball in the stands. To me that is a chosen from the baseball gods moment and I will cherish that baseball for the rest of my life.<br><br>If you send your kid over, especially from another section, and expect me to hand it over to you for absolutely nothing, you're a jerk and I won't give it to you. You are not entitled to it just because you have a kid. Get your own souvenir. If I wanted to give it away, I will choose to give it away.