CMV: people who work for the government are not your friends

You can't be friends with someone who has a direct stake in a legal system in which you are the subject to be policed. You can't be friends with those who profit off the very laws you are bound by. The laws don't apply to them, and they enforce the laws that don't apply to them on you because you're the subject. You can't be friends and subject at the same time. They might be able to like or even love you as a person, but they are at odds with you as an enforcer of the laws that make you their subject. If you don't want to be a subject, then it is your duty to undermine and end the system that makes you their subject.