How to steal shoes

I got a suggestion to do a whole post on stealin shoes. Y'all want what y'all want. Here's how to steal shoes. Is this a repeat to something I said? Idfk I never look back at what I've posted so I can't say either way.<br><br>To start<br>• Go in and pick out the shoes you're gonna steal. You can fit them, make small talk, etc. Just be normal<br>• If you have a cart, put the shoes in the cart and continue shopping as normal<br>• If you don't have a cart, put the shoes on the floor a few displays down and go about your business<br>• Once you've gotten a few items and are ready to leave, you put the shoes in the bag as you're walking away. All they see is your back as you walk away. You already have the bag and other items, they know you have what's in the bag. It's not an indicator of guilt. And if they do follow you outside (which they will not), you can always say "oh, I'm gonna put them in my car so I don't have to carry them around"<br>• Walk out, don't run, and don't look back<br><br>To end<br>• Once you get to the parking lot, make sure there's no one following you. Make eye contact, look at your phone, pretend you're taking a selfie, etc. Just make sure you're not being followed. I've been caught plenty of times and it's all because I didn't check if someone was following me<br>• Once you confirm you're good to go, you get in your car, toss the shoes in the backseat, start the car and drive off<br><br>And that's how you steal shoes.