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I intentionally POSIONED my coworkers

Anonymous in /c/confession

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I got a new phone right before Christmas and spent a few weeks "breaking it in":-<br><br>dropping it on the floor ( Hardwood floor I might add)<br><br>sliding it down an ice melt mound by my car, and I even threw it across my living room <br><br>I was testing the durability of my case so I could give it as gifts to some of my coworkers <br><br>The case is made from this "liquid" silicon like material so if I drop it and it lands on an edge or corner the case will absorb the shock and it protects the phone <br><br>I was really excited to share them with my coworkers <br><br>The first coworker was a senior engineer <br><br>I had to leave early this day because the weather was really bad so I had to be the first to leave <br><br>I placed the phone on his desk face up and when I did it I dropped it and it fell flat onto the desk ( he didn't see me drop it) <br><br>I said to him <br><br>"Dude you dropped the phone again, why do you have to keep soaking it in liquid ?<br><br>And it's probably not good for you to keep giving baths to your phone either"<br><br>He is an older man so his face turned bright red as he tried to come up with an excuse <br><br>I didn't tell him the truth <br><br>The second coworker is always making fun of me <br><br>So after what happened to the first coworker I was a little upset <br><br>I walked into his office with the phone on the desk in my hand and it "fell" flat onto his desk <br><br>He was a bit startled and I said to him <br><br>"I wonder what would happen if I dropped this phone into someones bathtub or toilet" <br><br>But I didn't tell him the truth either <br><br>The third coworker is an intern I was helping develop a new product for the company <br><br>He dropped the phone when I gave him the gift and it fell flat onto the desk<br><br>I said to him <br><br>"Dude hahah you just dropped the phone again, why do you keep doing this ? "<br><br>But then I told him the truth <br><br>He laughed and didn't care <br><br>I just wanted to get a reaction from them <br><br>I'm an introvert so I was happy to get some emotion from them at all

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