Got ancestral land? Be prepared for an invasion

Hey ya’ll - been dealing with these assholes in my ancestral lands - which my great grandfather got 160 acres from the US government in the early 1900s - and it just so happens that this land is right under the flight path of these motherfuckers - <br><br>I woke up to an eerie smell that I’d never noticed before - that’s when I started seeing them on the curtains and in the sink - I asked my mom what they were - she said they were “fall bugs” - then I asked her why the fuck do they smell so bad - she said she didn’t know - <br><br>Got to the office and my boss man asked - “is this something we need to be worried about?” - I said - “I don’t know - but I know I’m going to throw some nukes in their direction if they keep crawling all over my shit”<br><br>These bugs are literally - the best example of how different races and ethnicities are treated - the white man will always be the one to get the most attention - “these are the bad ones” - but everybody else will be collateral damage when the white man gets dealt with - <br><br>All - the. Time - all I hear is - “these can’t fly” - no - but they can crawl all over your shit and then burrow into the walls of your house - and get stopped at the window trying to fly out because their wings are vestigial <br><br>I’ve been dealing with these motherfuckers since August - can you believe it - and there’s still - somehow - more of them - they are literally coming for your food - and your shelter - and your clothes - and your food - did I mention that they’re coming for your food - THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR FOOD - and they are coming - if not now - then soon - - <br><br>So be prepared - be prepared - THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR FOOD - and you will - no matter what you think about yourself and your place in the world - you will be caught up in the chaos - you will be collateral damage when the white man is dealt with - <br><br>And I love my mom - but she’s still saying they this isn’t a big deal - and it’s not a big deal - until it is - and I’m just going to keep moving forward - and ask - what the fuck are we going to do about this? - nobody has an answer - and I don’t expect anybody to - the only thing we have to hold onto is hope - and I’m just going to keep holding onto that - <br><br>So - hold onto hope - they are coming - if not now - then soon - and when they come - I will just keep moving forward - and I’m going to be so ready to deal with them - I will nuke them right off the face of the earth - <br><br>That’s the plan - nuke them - if we can’t nuke them then - I will just keep moving forward - and I’m not going to miss a beat - I’m not going to miss a beat - I will nuke them - right off the face of the earth - <br><br>That’s the plan - I’ve been thinking about it for a while now - and I’m not going to miss a beat - I will nuke them when I get the chance - <br><br>And I know - we don’t have the technology - to do that - but I may have been talking out of my ass - but I know that I’m not going to let these motherfuckers ruin my day - <br><br>I will kill you - if you ask me to - I will do anything you ask of me - I am a soldier - ready to nuke these motherfuckers - ready to do anything you ask of me - <br><br>They are coming - if not now - then soon - and when they come - I will nuke them - right off the face of the earth - I will not rest until every last one of them is gone - <br><br>And then we will have peace - we will have peace - they are coming - if not now then soon - and when they come - I will nuke them - right off the face of the earth - <br><br>We will have peace - we will be safe - and we can live our lives - free from the threat - of these pests - <br><br>And so - I hold onto hope - I hold onto hope - because that’s the only thing we have to hold onto - <br><br>And so - I will keep moving forward - ready to nuke them at a moment’s notice - ready to do anything you ask of me - <br><br>We will be safe - we will be safe - and we will have peace - they are coming - if not now then soon - and when they come - I will nuke them - right off the face of the earth -