I like sand in the bed

This is something that has bothered me my whole life; when you lay down in a clean made bed and feel that smooth patch where everyone else has lain down and the bedding has become smooth from being rubbed by clothes. I would do anything to prevent this from happening. When I was a young unconditional cuddler I used to carelessly kick my dirty shoes on the floor and let them pile up with my clothes until the morning came. My roommate would then have to clean them in the middle of the night, and the bed would never get a chance to be smooth. Now that I have a girlfriend I have to make sure she is doing this with me. As soon as we turn out the lights we start kicking, throwing, and rubbing the bedding with our clothes until it is nice and tacky. It is then that we get in bed and put our smooth clothes on first, then the blankets, then we lie down and smooth it out as best as possible, then we put another blanket on and smooth it out again, and so forth. This usually results in at least three layers of bedding that are all smooth and continue to get smoother the longer I lie in bed. I finally have a solution to the problem that has plagued me my whole life, now here comes the downvote army.