I'm so tired of people being stupid
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Discussion topics I've had today:<br><br>1. Helicopters suck, why are they still a thing? They're inefficient, dangerous, and loud. All they're good for is search and rescue. Everyone needs to stop riding around in them acting like tough guys. All they're doing is polluting the environment and wasting time with their crappy maneuverability.<br><br>2. What is it with men and their lack of hair? Do they really think it's manly with their bald heads and $100 haircuts?<br><br>3. Why are so many men fat? Literally the only thing you have to do is go for a walk/run ever once in a while, and you can totally avoid your beer belly. Like, what the hell?<br><br>4. Don't care whether you're for or against Trump, but why the hell does anyone even use Twitter? All it does is make people dumber, and the president yelling at people on Twitter is even dumber. That's not how you address the nation.<br><br>5. I understand that people have different religions and can get offended at stuff, but religious people also need to stop acting sensitive all the time. If you see something on Facebook that offends you, just scroll past it. There's no reason to get yourself in such a tizzy all the time.<br><br>6. Why are men allowed to walk around with their shirts off in 110 degree heat, but women aren't allowed to?<br><br>7. Climate change is real, just go look at the data yourself. Why do people argue about it?<br><br>8. Why do men insist on wearing muscle shirts that clearly don't fit them? They're not flattering at all.<br><br>9. Why do people wear sunglasses indoors? Who thought that was a good idea?<br><br>10. Why do I have to take off my shoes at airport security, but others don't? I'm the one who wears socks without holes in them.<br><br>11. Why won't people use deodorant? How do some people get away with such bad hygiene, especially in public?<br><br>12. What is the deal with men and their mid-life crisis cars? I understand that everyone has different tastes in vehicles, but who the hell thought it was a good idea to create a whole line of muscle cars with huge blind spots, loud obnoxious noises, and crappy gas mileage? Everyone needs to get rid of their crappy Mustangs, Challengers, and Camaros.<br><br>13. Why don't people wash their hands after they poop? I understand this is more of a females problem than a male one, but I still get sick of seeing women not wash their hands after going to the bathroom.<br><br>14. Why do people clap when pilots land, like the pilots even care about all the strangers on the plane clapping for them. It's even stupider when everyone starts cheering when the plane lands and the seatbelt light turns off. You know everyone was going to get off the plane at some point anyway.<br><br>15. Why do people need movies on the plane? Can't people go on with their lives without having some form of entertainment in front of them? I swear to god, people who bring their large tablets and DVD players that take up a whole tray table and have the brightness cranked up to the max at 11pm should get a window seat or stay home.<br><br>16. Why do people clap for the military. There's literally nothing to clap for. Yes, you served your country, good job. Can we move on now? The military doesn't even protect us anymore, they just go to other countries and blow stuff up.<br><br>17. Why do people go to the airport so early. This is another aircraft pet peeve I have. Some people think it's necessary to get to the airport 3-4 hours early, and then wonder why the airport is so crowded and busy. If you get to the airport at the time they recommend, you will be fine on all accounts.<br><br>18. Why on some flights are the TVs in front of the seats turned off? What even is the point of that? People who bring their own devices have all the legroom in the world, but people who don't or have smaller devices or whatever, get to look at a blank screen on all the five hour flights that should have TVs.<br><br>19. Why do pilots give their log reports when they land? Who cares what just happened? We literally all just experienced the same thing as you, stop talking about it.<br><br>20. Why do pilots log the time when we land on the runway, taxi to the gate, and leave the gate? Just combine all that information into one thing. Why do they even tell you that information anyway? What are you supposed to do with it?<br><br>21. Why do pilots tell you all the information about the flight before we even leave the gate? No one even cares about all that information anyway, stop talking about it.<br><br>22. People are really stupid, why do people need movies on the plane? Why do people bring their huge pillows and blow-up footrests? Who thought any of those things were good ideas?<br><br>23. Why do pilots tell you to relax when you're going on vacation? This is the one annoying thing about air travel that I can't avoid. Literally every single flight I've ever gone on, the pilot always says "Welcome to [wherever]. All that's left to do is sit back relax". This line never needs to be spoken. If I'm on a flight, I obviously know that, and I'm probably just waiting for the flight to end or [insert whatever activity you want to do while you're waiting here], so I obviously know that I won't be doing anything else until we land. All I'm going to do is sit and wait for the flight to end. Can we go?
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