Nice things about being black and living in Africa

I don't have to go out be on the streets chasing a woman I can make a move straight on a girl without the fear of being "called the police and being labeled a stalker" or worse "rape"<br>Even if you do anything wrong you simply say sorry and it's all good and done<br>No "He speaks very little" or "I don't understand what he is saying" everyone speaks the same language no judgments, no assumptions of me being a "hacker" just because I am black<br>I get phone numbers on the streets, I am no longer chatting up the gilrs of standards and perfect measures<br>I don't have to be an IT developer or programmer to get a job, just a degree and I am straight into a high paying job<br>I don't have to "get groomed" just because I said something wrong or my English wasn't perfect<br>I can do what I want and no one says anything about my behavior and I don't get standards measures<br>I don't have to go through security checks at the airport just because I am black they treat me the same way like anyone else<br>I am no longer black as part of my group of race, I am not treated as less I am like anyone else and I don't have to do anything to prove it<br>I no longer have to work twice as hard with the fear of being labeled as a lazy ass black<br>I can make mistakes and no one gets mad no one is angry, no one is going to call me the racist or a nigger word<br>I don't have to explain what I am doing, especially if I go to a gym, no one is going to call the police and no one is going to watch my every move<br>I get treated as a man, I get phone numbers on the streets, I no longer have to chase especially if everyone speaks the same language there's no language barrier, I don't have to go to a bar or club to have fun when I can simply sit next to a girl and speak to her without being labeled a stalker<br>The most beautiful culture ever, I no longer have to be ashamed of being black, I am no longer a monkey, I don't have to go to the church and I can speak to a girl without the fear of "not being able to speak fluent"<br>No one assumes that I am stupid just because I speak with an accent, everyone speaks with an accent, I am no longer a black guy trying to speak English and no one assumes that I am stupid or dumb just because I speak with an accent<br>I can go anywhere I want and I don't have to talk like Obama or Martin Luther King especially if everyone speaks the same language everyone understands everyone there's no language barrier<br>I can go on chatting up the girls and no one calls the police I don't get labeled as a "stalker" and no one is going to be angry with me especially if I speak the same language as them<br>I no longer have to explain what I am doing, I go on the streets straight into the girls chatting them up I don't have to chase anyone, no one assumes that I am going to rob them no one assumes that I am a "stalker" just because I speak to them in a foreign language<br>No one is going to call the police on me and I don't get labeled as a stalker especially if I am talking to them in the same language they are speaking I am no longer black and everyone is the same as me