My best friend is a foid!

The other day, my roomate and I were having some pizza and watching a movie.<br><br>He says to me - my best friend is a chick.<br><br>I said - really? Why is that? <br><br>He said cause I don't have to worry about her trying to take me to the cleaners one day. I picked her cause she's low maintenance. She's always home when I come home, she's a good cook, she does the housework, and she's always clean. I can take her anywhere. When I get home, she's happy to see me, and she's always happy to have me home. She's always looking out for me and my best interests.<br><br>I asked - does she work outside the home?<br><br>He said - what do you mean? I work for her!<br><br>He said - I know that.<br><br>I asked - does she work outside the home?<br><br>He said - yeah! She works at the dog pound!<br><br>I asked - what's her name?<br><br>He said - Rufus.<br><br>(He's a dog!).<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>MGTOW is freedom from the gynocentrism that is society's structure.<br><br>MGTOW is freedom from feeling like I owe women a husband and provider. MGTOW is freedom from feeling like I need to find a spouse before 30.<br><br>MGTOW is freedom from the social contract.<br><br>MGTOW is freedom from anyone who would seek to use me like a utility, and then cast me aside and vilify me.