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Best of shit that 70/80 year old boomers that haven't used the internet since 2009 say

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-If you say you are sad and not yourself anymore they'll tell you it's your diet that's the problem and keep telling you so<br>-If you lose your headphones during a bus ride they will tell you that you most likely lost it in the house and keep repeating it over and over again<br>-They will call people who oppose the shit that they think is right and good communists<br>-They will tell you that you aren't proud of your country because you are a commie<br>-If you tell your boomer parents you're depressed they'll start talking about the drought that happened in 1982 and how bad it was and how you should be proud you live in a time like this<br>-They will tell you that you are 100% responsible for yourself after 18 but will provide you with food, shelter, clothing and more.<br>-They will tell you that if you don't vote you have no right to complain yet they don't vote for parties that would bring change to the country but vote for the same shit parties that have been doing everything wrong for the past 50 years<br>-They will tell you to be happy with what you have and stop complaining yet they will go on 3 vacations in a year and sit on the beach doing nothing but drinking while smoking cigars<br>-They will tell you what you should and shouldn't do with your life and you better listen or they will be upset and angry at you even though you are paying rent and taxes and they are just living on an apartment you pay for doing nothing but smoking, drinking and watching tv<br>-They will call you a conspiracy theorist if you believe that something fishy is going on in the government<br>-They will tell you to go outside more even though they don't go outside either<br>-They will ask you why you aren't doing anything with your life and why you are lazy yet they haven't worked a job in 20 years<br>-They will call you a nerd for playing video games and watching movies but will watch tv or go on the pc and play games themselves<br>-They will call you a normie if you watch "normal" movies like Pulp Fiction, Shrek or Shutter Island and say that you only watch the stuff that people who haven't watched a movie in 40 years told you to watch<br>-They will call you a hipster if you watch indie movies or space art movies like 2001 or Solaris<br>-They will tell you that anything that is made after the year 2010 is utter shit and that you shouldn't even bother looking at it<br>-They will call you a commie if you say that you are sad and the system is fucked up yet they will complain about the same shit 24/7<br>-They will call you a hippie if you care about the environment or anything that isn't yourself or the stock market<br>-They will tell you that you can't change anything so you shouldn't even bother trying<br>-They will call you a narcissist if you want to do something with your life yet they will talk about themselves and their job and friends and family for 3 hours straight<br>-They will tell you that you are a terrible and ungrateful person because you don't want to procreate and help the stock market grow<br>-They will call you an incel if you have standards when looking for a partner<br>-They will call you an ahaci if you don't have standards when looking for a partner and will tell you that you are desperate<br>-They will call you a loser if you want to drop out of school yet 80% of the jobs require school<br>-They will call you a loser if you want to go to school yet they themselves dropped out of school<br>-They will think that you are trying to change them when you try to change yourself<br>-They will call you an idiot and tell you that you have no common sense because you are trying to better yourself<br>-They will call you lazy for trying to better yourself<br>-They will compare you to someone they knew 20 years ago that did something wrong/bad and will tell you that you are worse than them<br>-They will call you a child if you aren't proud of your country and will say that you should be proud because you live in a time of prosperity<br>-They will tell you that you are a manipulator because you want to do something with your life and will say that you are selfish and arrogant<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot for not wanting to be a slave to society and will call you arrogant and manipulative for wanting to do something with your life<br>-They will call you a loser and will ask you if you are okay if you wear a mask in winter and will tell you that you are a pussy that wears a mask inside<br>-They will call you a pussy if you wear a mask and will tell you that you are a pussy for not wearing one and doing nothing to prevent the spread of covid<br>-They will call you a conspiracy theorist if you believe that the government and big corporations do something shady<br>-They will call you a conspiracy theorist if you believe that there is corruption in the government or that big corporations do something shady<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy if you are sad and not yourself anymore<br>-They will compare you to people who've lived 300 years ago and tell you that you are a pussy and that you should be happy that you live in this time period<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot for not wanting to drop out of school and get a good job and will tell you that you are a loser for not having a high paying job and will call you a pussy if you drop out of school<br>-They will call you an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to be a slave to society and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to be a slave to society<br>-They will tell you that you are a coward for not wanting to fight in a war even though they themselves didn't go to war<br>-They will call you an idiot and a coward if you don't want to procreate and help the growth of the stock market and will tell you that you are a pussy for not wanting to have kids and help the stock market grow<br>-They will call you a snowflake and a pussy because you believe in individuality and will tell you to do what the majority of society is doing<br>-They will call you a child if you aren't happy with the way society works and will tell you that you are a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and get a good job and will call you a pussy if you don't want to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you a pussy if you want to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to be a slave to society and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to be a slave to society<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you an idiot for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to procreate and help the growth of the stock market and will tell you that you are a pussy for not wanting to have kids and help the stock market grow<br>-They will tell you that you are a coward if you aren't proud of your country and will call you a pussy if you aren't proud of your country<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you an idiot for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are a coward for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are a coward for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you an arrogant pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are a coward for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you an idiot for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will call you an arrogant pussy for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will call you a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are a coward for not wanting to drop out of school<br>-They will tell you that you are an idiot and a pussy for not wanting to drop out of school and will tell you that you are an arrogant and selfish pussy for not wanting

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