Whenever I go to the grocery store solo, I pretend to be visually impaired and get help from the employees

I will walk around the store, pretending to feel around. I'll ask multiple employees for directions on where things are. Sometimes if I see an employee just sitting there at one of those little pharmacy help desks, I'll go sit there and just ask them random questions about random items I don't even need.<br><br><br>Usually I end up getting an employee to push my cart for me through the entire store and they pick out random things for me and just put them in my cart.<br><br>Then I go to the self checkout and pretend that I can't figure out the machine at all and have to get help multiple times, and I make sure I don't bag any of my items so they have to help me with that too.<br><br>EDIT: Wow didn't expect this to blow up. Thanks for the gold unknown. Also, I've been visually impaired since I was 5 years old. I have 20/200 vision in both eyes and cannot see colors. I can't drive and it's hard for me to find jobs. This is just my way of messing around and getting some laughs in sometimes.