I'm truly speechless.

My wife is currently 9 months pregnant, and is expected to go into labor really soon. <br><br>A short while ago, I decided to conduct an experiment. <br><br>While my wife was sleeping on the couch, I walked outside, and rang the doorbell. It took exactly 8 seconds for her to come to the door ready to open it, with my 9mm pistol in hand. <br><br>It's honestly truly impressive how quickly a woman can go from 0 to 100 when the circumstances call for it.<br><br>Edit: she's pregnant, not crippled lol.