I'm sorry I can't give you the prize you deserve.
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I'm sorry I can't reward you for being such an amazing person.<br><br>I'm sorry I can't respond to your birthday messages.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't speak your language.<br><br>I'm sorry I'm not giving away your favourite prize.<br><br>I'm sorry I can't change the prize you received.<br><br>I'm sorry you don't have a prize at all.<br><br>I'm sorry you feel entitled.<br><br>I'm sorry I'm ruining the sub.<br><br>I'm sorry my existence offends you.<br><br>I'm sorry but I'm not a mother.<br><br>I'm sorry I'm not Oprah. I'm not here to hand out gifts to everyone.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't tolerate your swearing.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't tolerate your bugging me.<br><br>I'm sorry I deleted your comment for whining.<br><br>I'm sorry I banned you for whining.<br><br>I'm sorry I only do giveaways once a week and still went away on holiday.<br><br>I'm sorry I went on holiday when it's your birthday.<br><br>I'm sorry I didn't put you on the birthday list.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't have enough prizes to give to everyone.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't have enough time.<br><br>I'm sorry I didn't play fair with you when you were a child.<br><br>I'm sorry you won't be my friend if I won't do a giveaway.<br><br>I'm sorry I haven't been on reddit to do a giveaway when you wanted one.<br><br>I'm sorry I have a job that has nothing to do with prizes.<br><br>I'm sorry my job doesn't pay enough to give out more giveaways.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't have any influence on other subreddits.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't tell you how to buy your own prizes.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't DM you pictures of your prizes.<br><br>I'm sorry I haven't shipped your prize yet.<br><br>I'm sorry you feel entitled to a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry that not everyone can win a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry you can't win a prize by whining.<br><br>I'm sorry I'm not going to change anything for you.<br><br>I'm sorry but I can't show you the order of the winners.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to play fair.<br><br>I'm sorry I have no sympathy for you.<br><br>I'm sorry I have no real prizes for you.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to give you a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry I haven't got the prize you want.<br><br>I'm sorry I only like prize-less giveaways.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you.<br><br>I'm sorry I have to delete your comments.<br><br>I'm sorry I have to give people bans.<br><br>I'm sorry but don't be a jerk and I won't to have ban you.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't know you well.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you better.<br><br>I'm sorry I didn't invite you to my giveaway.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't invite you to my giveaways.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you as a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't know you as a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry but I'm not a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry you could never have a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry but I'm not a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't know you as a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you as a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry you cannot win the prize you want.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you.<br><br>I'm sorry I have to ban you.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't know you well.<br><br>I'm sorry you don't know me well.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't have real prizes for you.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you better.<br><br>I'm sorry I would never give you a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry I'm not your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't give you a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry I have to ban you.<br><br>I'm sorry I won't reward you for being a good boy/girl.<br><br>I'm sorry bugging me won't get you a prize.<br><br>I'm sorry you can't have my job.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to know you as a friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>I'm sorry I don't want to be your friend.<br><br>Edit: I didn't mean for this to sound like it was aimed at you specifically. I meant it as a message to all the whiners. Sorry if there was confusion there. <br><br>Edit: I love you all and this was just for fun. I'm glad you like my prizes. I'm sorry that I didn't show everyone how much I love you all, but it's hard to do that with prize-less giveaways.
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