My girlfriend is not okay with my Peruvian flute band being called “Suck on this Dick”

I thought it was funny but my Peruvian flute band being called “Suck on this Dick” has caused issue with my girlfriend. <br><br>She has had enough of me and the band. She has threatened to leave me. I know this is not a problem to most of you but I don’t want to be a bachelor again. <br><br>I called her a cock and want to divorce her. <br><br>This is beyond a joke.