My friend has a Michael B Jordan doll and has it with him everywhere
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My friend (27M) has a Michael B Jordan doll. I don’t know where he got it but I assume it was a joke. But it was not a joke. My friend has this doll with him everywhere. <br><br>When we’re out to dinner and at a restaurant he’ll place the doll on the chair next to him and tell people it’s his son. When we’re on airplanes he’ll do the same thing. He even brought it to a family wedding. <br><br>This is not an exaggeration. This doll follows him 24/7. <br><br>The funniest part is when people who don’t know him ask if that’s his real son. He’ll say yes. I’m not sure if he’s making fun of Michael B Jordan or if he genuinely likes the guy but I’m just confused why he has a fucking doll with him all the time. <br><br>I asked him why he brings it everywhere and he said “you gotta have something with you at all times to represent your kid.” <br><br>Weird
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