I stole 10 Mario games from Walmart, and got away with it

I stole 10 copies of Mario All Stars from Walmart on its release day. I went home and took a nap. 2 hours later I get a knock on my door and I see 2 cops standing in my door. I was worried because I had smoked a little bit, so I immediately thought they were there to bust me for it. <br><br>They ask me for my name and I tell them, and after a 2 or 3 minute talk they gave me the news. Walmart had called them and asked them to come to my home and confiscate my copy of Mario All Stars. I was like "Huh, they're not worried about the weed?" They look at me and both tell me no. They see the huge stack of All Stars on my desk and their faces turn red. <br><br>They tell me they aren't leaving without "the other 9 copies." I acted as if I was confused and they asked for the receipt, so I give them the receipt and I have 10 copies of All Stars, and a One Year Membership to Gamestop. The cop looks stunned and says "You just spent $300 on Mario All Stars." I acted as if I was confused and they called the manager of Walmart.<br><br>The manager comes to my home and tells me that their policy is to keep the receipt when a copy of Super Mario All Stars is purchased, just in case someone tries to return it. I acted as if I was totally oblivious to this rule and the manager was flabbergasted that I was allowed to buy 10 copies with him being a One year member of Walmart. So the manager tries to take the game and I tell him that I'm not giving him the game. <br><br>The manager starts jerking off the game and tries to take it by force, which made me mad, so I called the cops and they came to my house and they told the manager that he was in the wrong. I was angry and started yelling at the manager saying that I had bought the games fair and square, so they left empty handed with just his receipt.