I sawed a bunch of my gf’s hair off while she was sleeping

UPDATE: Wow I didn’t think this post would get so much traction. And I certainly didn’t think it would get labeled as NSFW, but I guess that’s Reddit for ya. My gf was super cool about it and we had a good laugh. I did have to take her to get a professional haircut because it was pretty uneven. She knows she’s beautiful inside and out. I just think it’s funny that people are attacked me for doing this. I don’t think she’s a witch, and I do know that hair grows back. I just love her and thought it’d be funny. She thought it was funny. We both had a good laugh. That’s it. She’s beautiful and I love her.<br><br>To the people who are saying I’m doing this as a form of abuse: I believe you may be projecting your past experiences on me. This is not that. She’s not afraid of me and I just.. I don’t know, I think it’s funny. She thinks it’s funny. We’re cool. <br><br>Alright, now for the post:<br><br>I sawed a bunch of my gf’s hair off while she was sleeping. She had really long hair, like down to her hips, and while she was sleeping I got some scissors and cut it all off, then used a sawing action to make it even more uneven. When she woke up she looked like a meth head. It was very funny.