You're about to watch a handjob video, but then you get the most epic :( ever.

So you get a hot as fuck girl, wearing a black fishnet, and a black bra. You tell her to get on her knees, she does. She unzips your pants, and you start stroking your dick in eager anticipation. Then, just as she is about to reach out to your dick and grab it, a fucking dove flies through the window, lands on her breast, and she fucking drowns it in her cleavage. I'm fuming.