I found an extremely bizarre internet survey.

Once I’d settled in for my nightshift at the tire factory, I decided to do some surfing on my phone before I had to get to work. We weren’t allowed to have our phones on the shop floor, so I sat in my truck in the parking lot, scrolling through Reddit.<br><br>I was browsing r/confession when I saw a post about something called a DERO survey. Apparently DERO was some anonymous cryptocurrency that you could individually mine on your cell phone. The survey was part of some DERO advertisement. It was weird as hell, but I was bored, so I decided to give it a shot. I borrowed the link from the post and clicked on it on my phone.<br><br>Sure enough, there it was. Nothing indicated who was behind the survey; just a simple straightforward form. I’d never heard of anything like this. I was surprised that it wasn’t a scam. Or at least, I thought it would be. But there it was, in plain English.<br><br># D E R O S U R V E Y<br><br># How do you wish to die?<br><br># 1 - Old age. Natural causes. <br><br># 2 - Painful old age. Painful natural causes.<br><br># 3 - Sudden death. Young age. No warning. Pain.<br><br># 4 - Sudden death. Young age. No warning. No pain.<br><br># 5 - Suffering. <br><br># 6 - Suffering and then death. <br><br># 7 - Death. Then more death. Then suffering. Then a little more death. <br><br># 8 - Death. Then a little more death. Then even more death. Then suffering. Then even more death. <br><br># 9 - Death. Then even more death. Then suffering. Then a lot more death. Then a little more suffering. Then a whole lot more death. <br><br># 10 - Death. Then suffering. Then a little more death. Then a lot more suffering. Then way, way, way more death. Then even more suffering. <br><br># 11 - Death. Then suffering. Then a lot more death. Then even more suffering. Then a lot more death. Then a whole lot more suffering. Then a little more death. Then way, way, way more suffering. Then just a little bit more death.<br><br># 12 - Death. 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