How the hell did every man in my family pull?

Granddad was a short manlet with a bald head and angular features, but they say he had an easy time dating and finding a wife. He's still married to the same woman and she still looks after him despite his current poor health and dementia.<br><br>My uncle is also a short manlet with a receding hair line, angular face, buck teeth, crooked nose. He's currently married to a nice looking Asian woman half his age and they have a kid together.<br><br>My dad is a tall but malnourished looking man with a receding hair line who hasn't had a job in years. He's 55 and still gets women hitting on him occasionally. He's currently dating an older American woman who looks after him and pays his rent.<br><br>How the actual hell did all these men pull while I've been celled my whole life? I'm seriously wondering if I was switched in the hospital and I'm actually a failed genetic science experiment or something.