Happy birthday to me.

I’m a dud ass burglar. I spent most of the day drinking and then I went to one of my favorite stores. ...<br>I saw this bag … the perfect backpack for stealing. It was 100$.. it was black and had chains on the front. I opened it and put some shit in it. I took the display out and the cashiers started yelling at me for doing so. I sprayed hair spray in the display case as my “hack” and I walked out. I sprayed hair spray in the cameras in the parking lot and walked into the gas station next door. I left my quilt and my ain’t no tutu for the gas station employees to find. I walked to horny as hell and stole a bunch of shit i wanted to quilt and I stole a tutu. I’ll try and steal one every time I go. Thanks for watching, I have a hard time stealing when I’m straight. I’m stealing all the tutus from stores.