I'm going to love my woman until my dying breath

One day I'll find "the one" and treat her like a princess. I'll be the husband she'll be so proud of, I'll be the father her daughter will be so proud of, I'll be the brother in law her family will love, I'll be the twin flame her soul always searched for and I'll love her the way no man ever has, I'll make her so happy that she'll never cheat, I'll make her so happy that she'll never feel the need to hurt me, I'll buy her flowers everyday just to see her smile, I'll always be on time to dates, if she picks a movie I don't like I'll still go and put on the biggest smile and laugh at the comedy scenes, if she's feeling down I'll do everything in my power to make her happy again, if she's crying I'll hold her and protect her, I'll cuddle and hug her more than her family ever did, if she wants a massage I'll give her the best massage, I'll shock her with expensive gifts, I'll leave her love notes everywhere, I'll make her laugh so hard she'll snort, I love her so much that even after death I'll still love her and if I was a ghost I'll haunt her in the most loving way, I'll haunt her while she sleeps and kiss her face and make sure she has the happiest of dreams, she'll forever be on my mind, I'll always want the best for her, I'll always want her to be happy even if I get a dart in my heart, if my happiness makes her unhappy I'll live the rest of my life in sorrow so long as she's happy, I'll hate myself so long as I know she's happy, I'll treat her like my queen if she lets me be her king, I'll forever give my all to her and never ask for anything in return, this is my promise to my future wife and I know that my love for her will forever be true and strong and never falter, this is my promise.<br><br>I'm not a nice guy, I'm THE BEST guy.<br><br>One day I'll find my soulmate and she'll treat me like a peasant and I'll get cucked and never be able to see my kids again and die alone.