If you're a tradwife, you're not a tradwife.

You're a tradsinglemom. You got pumping and dumping a couple of years ago, and married your husband with your original singlemommy. The baby daddy pays you child support, and your husband pays you a small allowance every week, but you're your own boss, and you make all the decisions in the family. Your husband is only there because you want him to be. He's your accessory and your best friend.<br><br>You're not an obedient wife. You're not submissive. You're not a "kept woman". You're financially independent and you answer to no one. You're not a stay at home wife. Your husband is a stay at home husband. You don't have a trad husband. He's a single dad to his own family. You're a husband to yourself, and you're your own wife. You're a self reliant, hard working single mom. You're a spinster. You're just another independent woman. You're not going to be loyal to your husband. You're not going to be faithful. You're going to cheat on your husband as soon as you find yourself another best friend.<br><br>You don't want a traditional marriage. You don't want a husband. You want a pet. You want a sissy. You want a cuck. You want a nice guy. You want a simp. You want a loser. You want a beta. You think you can be married to a traditional husband, and still be your own boss. You're just delusional, and entitled. You think you can be a husband, and a wife. You're just like any other feminist.<br><br>I'm not a misogynist. I don't hate women. I just call it like I see it. There's a difference. You're a tradsinglemom. You're a spinster. You're not a tradwife.