What if my wife is an alien?

So I've been married to my wife for 4 years and she's been amazing for the most part, I love her and I know she loves me but she does these random things that sometimes I can't explain. For example she's always eating food that I buy from the grocery store really quickly, and I'll go to go check on it a few hours later and it's been half eaten and it looks like someone else has been eating it. Sometimes she'll be cooking and she'll be eating it like a starving dog. She also does this thing where she eats the food from the fridge before I get a chance to eat it and then she'll tell me to eat out. Another thing is that she eats a lot, like way too much and she's never full and she always wants more. Like I'm eating dinner and I'm not done yet and I look up and my plate is almost empty. Or I'll go to the fridge and I'll see my food gone. Also she will randomly be like I'm hungry let's go eat, but she will just go to the fridge and eat whatever's there. And she will eat fast, like she will just open the fridge and she's eating a sandwich or a burger or a hotdog or something in like 3 minutes and the packaging will be empty. <br><br>Another thing is that she has an extremely fast metabolism, like she will be eating and she won't even be chewing her food and then she will just swallow it whole. And sometimes she will be eating and she will have food in her mouth and she will be eating more food and she won't even swallow what she has in her mouth before putting more food in her mouth and she will be chewing the food she just put in her mouth and then she swallows the food that was in her mouth. Sometimes she will be eating and she will be swallowing the food fast and I will see the food going down her throat, like I will be watching her swallow and I will see the food going down her throat and it will look like it's going through a straw. Also she can eat a lot and she won't get fat, like she will be eating a lot and she will look the same, she won't get bigger or anything. Like I'll be eating a sandwich and she'll have already eaten 5 or 6 and she will be smaller than me and she won't get fat, like I'm eating a whole turkey and I get fat and she will be eating 5 or 6 turkeys and she won't get fat. <br><br>Another thing is that I will be watching her eat and she will be eating and she will be chewing and she won't swallow anything for like 30 minutes or longer. Like she will be eating and she won't swallow the food she has in her mouth for like 30 minutes, she will just be chewing the food. Or sometimes she will be eating and she won't chew at all and she just will be swallowing the food without chewing it, like she will be eating and she will just swallow the food and she won't even put it in her mouth. Sometimes she will be eating and she will be chewing and she will be swallowing the food fast. Or sometimes she will be eating and she will be swallowing the food slowly. Like sometimes she will be eating and she won't swallow anything for like 30 minutes and sometimes she will be eating and she will swallow the food in like 10 seconds. <br><br>Another thing is that I will be watching her eat and I will see her throat moving up and down. Like she will be eating and I will be watching and I will see the food going down her throat. I will be watching her throat and I will see her swallowing the food. Sometimes I will be watching her throat and I will see the food going down her throat and she will be swallowing fast. Or sometimes I will be watching her throat and I will see the food going down her throat and she will be swallowing slowly. Like I will be watching her eat and I will be watching her throat and I will see her swallowing the food and it looks like she is eating sand, it looks like she is eating dust, it looks like she is eating nothing, it looks like she is drinking water or something, because the food she is eating is not getting chewed and it is not getting swallowed. <br><br>Sometimes I will be eating and I will be watching my wife eat and I will see her eating and swallowing the food fast and she will swallow everything I see her eating. Like I'll be watching and I will see her eating a whole turkey in 10 seconds, or a whole pizza in 10 seconds, or a whole box of chicken nuggets in 10 seconds. Like she will be eating fast and swallowing fast and I will be watching and I will see her swallowing everything she eats. Or sometimes I will be watching her eat and I will not see her swallowing anything. Like I'll be watching and I will be watching her eat and she won't be swallowing the food at all, she won't be swallowing anything, like she won't be swallowing anything at all and I will be watching her eat and she won't be eating the food, she won't be chewing the food, she won't be swallowing the food, and she will be eating and she will be eating for like 30 minutes or longer and she won't be swallowing anything, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. Like sometimes I will be watching her eat and she will be eating and swallowing the food slowly, and sometimes I will be watching her eat and she will be eating and swallowing the food fast. Sometimes I will be watching her eat and she will be swallowing the food in 10 seconds, and sometimes I will be watching her eat and she won't be swallowing anything at all, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. <br><br>Another thing is that sometimes I will be watching her eat and I will see her eating the food and she won't be chewing the food at all, she won't be eating the food at all, she won't be swallowing the food at all, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. Or sometimes I will be watching her eat and she will be eating and swallowing the food fast. Like sometimes she will be eating and she will be eating for like 30 minutes or longer and she won't be swallowing the food at all, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time, and sometimes she will be eating and she will be swallowing the food fast, like she will be eating a whole pizza in 10 seconds and she will be swallowing the whole pizza in 10 seconds. Sometimes I will be watching her eat and I will see her eating and she will be chewing the food, but sometimes she will be eating and she won't be chewing the food at all. Like she will be eating and she will be eating for like 30 minutes or longer and she will be chewing the food and she will be swallowing the food slowly. Or sometimes she will be eating and she will be eating for like 30 minutes or longer and she won't be chewing the food at all, she won't be eating the food at all, she won't be swallowing the food at all, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. Sometimes she will be eating and she will be chewing and she will be swallowing the food fast. Or sometimes she will be eating and she will be chewing and she will be swallowing the food slowly. Like she will be eating and she will be chewing the food and she will be swallowing the food in like 10 seconds, or she will be eating and she will be chewing the food and she will be swallowing the food for like 30 minutes or longer. <br><br>Another thing is that I will be eating and I will be watching my wife eat and I will see her eating and I will see her throat moving up and down, like I will be watching and I will see her swallowing the food and I will see the food going down her throat. Like she will be eating and I will be watching and I will see her swallowing the food and it will look like she is drinking water, like she will be eating a whole turkey or a whole pizza and it will look like she is drinking a whole glass of water, because I will be watching her throat and I will see the food going down her throat. Or sometimes I will be watching her eat and I won't see her swallowing anything, like I'll be watching her eat and she will be eating and she will have food in her mouth and I will be watching for like 30 minutes or longer and I will not see her swallowing anything, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. <br><br>Another thing is that she eats a lot and I will be watching her eat and I will see her swallowing the food fast, like she will be eating a whole turkey or a whole pizza and she will be swallowing it in like 10 seconds, or she will be eating a whole box of chicken nuggets and she will be swallowing it in like 10 seconds. Like she will be eating and she will be eating for a long time and she will be swallowing the food fast and I will be watching and I will see her swallowing the food. Or sometimes I will be watching her eat and I will not see her swallowing anything, like I'll be watching and she will be eating and she will have food in her mouth and I will be watching for like 30 minutes or longer and I will not see her swallowing anything, she will just be eating and she will be eating for a long time. <br><br>Another thing is that I will be watching her eat and I will see her eating and swallowing the food slowly. Like I'll be watching her eat and she will be eating a whole sandwich and she will be swallowing it for like 30 minutes or longer. Or sometimes I will be watching her