What if I told you that there was a single sentence that, upon hearing it spoken, would cause any human to love you passionately for the rest of their life?

What if I then told you that the sentence couldn’t be spoken in real life, but only in your mind after a period of deep meditation?<br>What if I then told you that to arrive at the sentence, you first needed to meditate on 17 other sentences that would change your life forever?<br>What if I then told you that these 17 sentences that lead up to THE sentence, couldn’t be revealed until you were able to name the 32 animals that could fit inside a single drop of water?<br>What if I then told you that the names of the 32 animals that could fit inside a single drop of water could only be revealed to you after you correctly named the colors of the 12 rainbows that appear when the sun shines through a period at the end of a sentence?<br>What if I then told you that the names of the colors of the 12 rainbows could only be revealed after you memorized the 64 progressions of Picasso’s 64 stages of a guitar becoming a piano?<br>What if I then told you that Picasso’s 64 stages of a guitar becoming a piano were encoded in a 10-volume collection of pamphlets that could only be purchased with Bitcoin discovered on the dark web?<br>What if I then told you that the only way to access the dark web was to memorize the 257-step process of how to tie your shoelaces that was written on a series of business cards carried by a secret society of performance artists who would only approach you if you held your breath for 27 minutes on a random Tuesday?<br>What if I then told you that the only way to hold your breath for 27 minutes was to first develop gills by correctly solving the cube in under 60 seconds while reciting Shakespearean sonnets backwards?<br>What if I then told you that the only way to correctly solve the cube in under 60 seconds while reciting Shakespearean sonnets backwards was to first learn that sonnets were originally written by talking lions that spoke in iambic pentameter?<br><br>Would you still want to know the sentence?