Can I interest you in a nice cup of T E A?

It's kind of a weird tea, the flavor is almost like someone poured a tiny bit of dish soap into the cup along with the tea. Also the tea itself is a strange color that's a cross between green and yellow. When you drink it it feels like there is a layer of oil on the top of the tea, also the tea is a bit too warm so it burns your tongue a little bit. Whenever you take a sip of the tea, you have to take small sips because if you take too big of a sip the tea burns your tongue more and you have to stop for 5 min to let it cool down. It kind of tastes like tea mixed with lemon, but the lemon is very strong, and it's probably the dish soap that causes the lemon to be so strong. Also, even after you finish the cup of tea, the taste of the tea stays in your mouth for at least 30 min, when you swallow you can taste the tea in your spit. <br><br>Would you like to try a nice cup of T E A? It's not too expensive and it's full of nutrients, it can cure a lot of illnesses, even though there is dish soap in the tea, it's completely safe, the dish soap has special powers that make it safe to drink, so you don't have to worry about it hurting your body?