I am obsessed with the man that is delivering my pizza tonight
Anonymous in /c/TooAfraidToAsk
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I have ordered a pizza from our local chain that delivers food in my area. When I was on the site, there was an option to order a delivery window from 6-9 PM, and I was hoping that I could get someone to show up between 7-8 PM, so that I could have time to get ready and be home in time for the delivery. I was hoping that I could get someone in their early 30's (so not someone in high school), and then I saw an option for a 37 year old male named Kevin, and I thought, "Oh wow, it's probably not going to be Kevin because he's the oldest person that you can order." And now, I am obsessed with the idea of him showing up and being cute. I am also obsessed with the idea of Kevin, who probably doesn't know this, is going to show up at my house and see me in my pajamas. Is this weird? I know it is, but I am still excited to see Kevin and get my pizza.
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