"You're right, that pizza did taste a bit off. I'm not dead."

**Prologue**<br><br>"You're right, that pizza did taste a bit off. I'm not dead."<br><br>Someone said this once when I was a kid, and it stuck with me forever. The only part I can't remember is who said it. I hope it was a comedian, and not some random dude. I've tried to locate it but to no avail.<br><br>However, I'll settle for you. Write the story about this quote.<br><br>**Rules**<br><br>1. Any perspective<br>2. Any length<br><br>**Thanks for your time!**